A Most Triumphant Return

Comrades!

It is with the most glorious of joys that I announce my triumphant return to this column. The reactionary cohorts of the current regime sought to stifle our cries for revolution by jailing its most humble spokesman.

What fools! Their feeble minded repression could never extinguish the eternal flame of revolution. Au contraire! Nine months of hard labor provided the very oxygen necessary to feed the fire burning in my revolutionary heart of hearts. Yes, rather than crush the spirits of the gallant revolutionary, my time in the labor camps only strengthened our convictions. Therefore, dear reader, I advise you to await with bated breath for the next dispatch, in which I shall describe the horrors of prison, and the gallantry with which we, the dashing revolutionaries, overcame our travails.

So comrades, once more into the breach! Let us return to our revolution, and carry forth the torch of radical absurdism once more.

Your eternal brother in revolution,
Comrade Ostropol

Attention Reader!

Comrade readers,

It is with great pride that I take my rightful place at lectern of revolution.

As we begin our great struggle for our worker's reading utopia, I can promise you one thing. With your everlasting sacrifice, and the rightful rage of the revolutionary intelligentsia, we shall cast off the chains of the cultural bourgeoisie.

Though the road may be difficult, we will establish a new world, a better world, where the absurd will reign supreme, and the reactionary logic of the established arts will have been crushed.

It is with this benediction (which I, Hans Ostropol, in my infinite revolutionary wisdom, do declare to be well said) that we begin our fight against the dull and commonplace, and aim to outrage those that sit complacently in their drawing rooms.

So forward, faithful cadre, and into the fray with all that is unseemly.

Your beloved leader,
Hans Ostropol

Welcome Dear Comrade Reader

Comrade Reader,

Today, a most glorious of Thursdays, marks the most auspicious of occasions! For today we begin the most noble of enterprises, that stupendous collection of the collected writings of the great Hans Ostropol, the indispensable Radio Free Ostropol.

A quick word about our glorious captain. Hans Ostropol, the angriest of all indignant indigents, the most persuasive of all polemicists, that snappiest of all satirists, will hereby grace the interwebs with his boundless wit and wisdom.

Let us all gather together now, and bask in this most worthy narcissism.

Long live Radio Free Ostropol! Long live the sublime Hans Ostropol!

-The Editorial Staff